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crunch mouth

1. Someone who has more than the average teeth count (between 26 and 32 are the acceptable numbers).

2. Someone whose teeth are severely impacted to the point where closing their mouth causing them pain.

3. Someone whose grill(see def) is socially undesirable; if you were to kiss them or place you genitalia into the mouth, you may be injure your tongue, castrate your penis and/or clitoris.

4. Patrick Scott's wife; "Heather Scott".
Man, throw that crunch mouth bitch some rocks to chew on and watch her spit out gravel.
by P3 October 31, 2004
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crunchlet

Feces that has dried on to hair surrounding the anus. They are commonly found in a roughly spherical shape and require extraordinary effort (adding water) to remove.
I had a mad case of the crunchlets this morning. Had to soften them up with a spray bottle.
by nobodyfamous2 January 25, 2011
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Granola crunchie

Someone who is always outside, eats organic food only and is a straight up loon
Gerry look at that guy in his hammock, what a granola crunchie
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cruch cruch

See crucial, the shortened form of crucial.
Dag! That j0nx is cruch cruch!
by ura-kit February 6, 2003
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crunchbag

A nutty-crunch Vermonter. Someone who buys organic food, drives a Volvo and wears L.L. Bean.
She would never eat that she's too much of a crunchbag
by Jeff Mintz November 30, 2006
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crunch pose

when you have done something lucky or

you have done something that your very proud of that you maybe shouldnt be
i just scored with this girl that was way out of my league but she was drunk..crunch pose
by onithekid October 17, 2010
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muncha crunch

A bomb ass girl that any guy can fall in love with within seconds, A girl who can not be a bitch no matter how hard she tries, an asset to any man, Instant popularity upon meeting with Muncha Crunch. A great freind and one that any one that can be proud of and will have for life
Damn u see Muncha Crunch today, she lookin extra foine today, lets go pretend to know her so we look cool
by Blah Blee May 3, 2005
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