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Feces that has dried on to hair surrounding the anus. They are commonly found in a roughly spherical shape and require extraordinary effort (adding water) to remove.
I had a mad case of the crunchlets this morning. Had to soften them up with a spray bottle.
by nobodyfamous2 January 25, 2011
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