crunchers

crunchers are a mans balls

a ball flew straight into joe's crunchers

by lukeboi July 4, 2006

crunch

the crunch is big massive shit that comes out your pussy.

i just took a big ass crunch out of my pussy

by myassisitchy June 1, 2019

The Crunch

A lesser known name for a nasty ass STD.

I just got The Crunch from that ratchet ass bitch. This shit blows, man. My ball sack is on FIRE.

by DuckyDoolittle August 7, 2014

Crunchy

The act of being a country person, may be a little ghetto, usaslly wearing something that makes you go WTF..or oo...kay...=/...

*Kid has on rolled up pants with high socks with leggings*

Javia-You look crunchy as hell!..lol

by =N' January 20, 2010

crunch

Spare motorcycle.
Derogatory term for diminutive small or tatty spare motorcycle used to stand in for a proper machine.
Common to owners of vintage British motorcycles. Assumed 'Crunch' refers to accident or broken down status.

'Brit' biker would be embarrassed seen riding small Japanese bike or 'Jap Crap'. Hence importance of term 'Crunch' to offer explanation for such odd behaviour as only due to being hard up whilst simultaneously affirming existence of other superior machine.
Honda stepthru C50/C90 or 'granny basher' is a typical. 'Crunch.'
'Hey, what's with the plastic crap?'
'Yeah, its my crunch, the old nail's in bits'

by propstand January 13, 2008

crunchetunaroll

1) A very strange situation that results in confusion.
2) An opportunity in which odd circumstances are revealed and explained.

Me and Kim had a crunchetunaroll last night. We found out we had actually known each other for years!

by lov3anonymous May 20, 2009

crunchy

Cool and hip or a way of describing the awesomeness of something or someone.

Man 1: Dude that new album is so crunchy.
Man 2: I know but, did you see that meteor shower it was crunchier.
Man 1: We're so crunchy.

by Benjaminlopez9 December 4, 2014