A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.
"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"
by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022
Get the Trying to fit a large couch into a small carmug. Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch
by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019
Get the get your ass back behind the fucking couchmug. 1. "To boldly state that one has no outward care for something that does not immediately make sense."
2."To state that another must have intercourse with their own couch whilst greatly enjoying it."
3."To not give a fuck."
2."To state that another must have intercourse with their own couch whilst greatly enjoying it."
3."To not give a fuck."
"Hey Bob, did you hear about-"
"You Know what, Fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds."
"Huh?"
"You Know what, Fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds."
"Huh?"
by Bueriahn September 5, 2012
Get the Fuck Your Couch With a Passionate Love That Knows No Boundsmug. a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.
also nice dick bro
also nice dick bro
it wont
your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
Get the your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couchmug. by chichiono January 18, 2009
Get the vous le vou couche avec moi se soimug. ass rest
someone that let's people get away with things because they don't have a backbone to stand up for themselves.
someone that let's people get away with things because they don't have a backbone to stand up for themselves.
you're couch
by samalo August 30, 2022
Get the couchmug. In a place, i.e. a dorm room, where space is very limited, and the only available section of the room that is available to put a couch, is where a bed would normally reside. not recommended for large heavy couches, or a place to perform sexual acts. also discouraged, is the use of alcoholic beverages before the use of a couch-loft.
by bmcasler March 17, 2010
Get the couch-loftmug.