A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.
"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"
by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022
Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch
by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019
1. "To boldly state that one has no outward care for something that does not immediately make sense."
2."To state that another must have intercourse with their own couch whilst greatly enjoying it."
3."To not give a fuck."
2."To state that another must have intercourse with their own couch whilst greatly enjoying it."
3."To not give a fuck."
"Hey Bob, did you hear about-"
"You Know what, Fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds."
"Huh?"
"You Know what, Fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds."
"Huh?"
by Bueriahn April 08, 2012
a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.
also nice dick bro
also nice dick bro
it wont
your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
by Random schoolkid June 27, 2021
vous le vou couche avec moi se soi
by chichiono October 07, 2008
A veteran that never achieved much outside of the military and constantly lives in a daze of thoughts in their uniform.
I know this couch sergeant that has been out of the military for 14 yrs and round steps in his mind requesting orders.
by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021
When an male or female lays on top of another large fluffy (overweight) person ,as if on a waterbed, while listening to their heart and their inhalation moves the that person equally with each breath.
While after a few drinks of whiskey Shannon was laying on Kim's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night and fell asleep on top of them.
While after a few drinks of whiskey Shannon was laying on Kim's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night and fell asleep on top of them.
While after a few drinks of whiskey I was laying on Tom's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night
by RodeoSafety August 10, 2018