coconut

an affectionate and pleasant term for the drug marijuana, particularly referring to its usage by Mariana Kopecka

originates from the eating of coconut twinkies by Lucia & Mariana when under the influence.

"Mariana are you going to smoke some coconut tonight?"
"Yes I am. Whaddafaaack?"

by Praha January 12, 2009

common as buggery

Common as buggery, something very common. Dates back to the chain-gangs (troupes of convicts -ex-poms- often chained together), building roads and other useful improvements in penal Australia. Being all men, and being chained together, buggery (anal sex) was a common past-time.

You won't have problems finding those nails, they're as common as buggery.

by Kangabear January 24, 2009

commonsense

what 85% of both adults and kids lack

I'm trying to get through the line at starbucks, and the person up at the front is just standing there chatting with the person behind him/her instead of ordering his/her drink or food

frontline person:"ya i was watching the news the otherdat"

Me:"person is holding up the line and has no commonsense!"

by Chillice May 17, 2015

Commonwealth

Basically the countries ruled by Great Britain. The commonwealth and Commonwealth realm is different,FYI

The Commonwealth comprises 53 countries, across all continents. The members have a combined population of 2.3 billion people, almost a third of the world population, of which 1.26 billion live in India and 94% live in Asia and Africa combined.

Commonwealth countries include Australia ( hope that referendum doesn't change anything), Canada, Malaysia( My country),New Zealand , India and other countries........ (cause i am not naming all of them)

by ChristopherTZK June 4, 2018

Captain coconuts

Is a female with a breast size of F or larger. they generally ask many questions about other women's breasts and are often called lesbian but not all are.

"Captain coconuts made me really uncomfortable last night with all her questions"

"I saw captain coconuts and her fine tits at the gym today"

"Did you see that captain coconuts walking down the street yesterday"

by IanMalcom June 2, 2017

Bare (dosser)- most commonly

Adjective common around the Northern England gay community. Used to describe how attractive a straight male is without attracting attention. Discreet way of hitting on a straight male to his face

Max: that guy is a bare dosser
Translation: that guy is really fit (sexual)

Ed: you are a bare dosser
Tom: I'm sorry (not registered he is being hit on)
It is used as: Bare (dosser)- most commonly but the word in bracket can be changed.

by VaginalSnot Bubble March 12, 2011

cock coconuts

Slang for testicles, which produce semen that resembles coconut milk in look and texture.

I was stranded on a deserted island with 3 hot chicks, and they had to survive on the milk from my cock coconuts.

by Spermzorr February 7, 2007