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Is a female with a breast size of F or larger. they generally ask many questions about other women's breasts and are often called lesbian but not all are.
"Captain coconuts made me really uncomfortable last night with all her questions"

"I saw captain coconuts and her fine tits at the gym today"

"Did you see that captain coconuts walking down the street yesterday"
by IanMalcom June 02, 2017
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