chop a cog

To go and have a wank,

aka rip one out

Ill be back in a sec lads, im off to chop a cog

by lordofthetower June 17, 2009

Chop

An extremely large blunt. One that fills a swisher to the point where it looks like it hasn't been split yet and is fresh out of the package.

Person A: Yo, I just picked up an eighth, should we roll up a chop?

Person B: Ya, I got a gram on it if you wanna match.
Person A: Fo sho, the swish will be bigger then when we bought it.

by TreeP123 June 7, 2010

chop and drop

Another name for a mullet hair cut. The front hair is chopped and the back hair is allowed to drop.

Me: Wow, what happened to Harold's hair?

You: Mary Jo hooked him up with a chop and drop.

by Lord Harry October 9, 2011

Chofty

Chofty: when a guys cock is in-between hard and soft

Dude!! You see Daniels mom!! Her ass is so nice!! she bent over right in front of me and I got a instant chofty!!!

by Mikodean May 30, 2016

Chontaya

Someone who has a mom that is white, but wanted a black kid.

Chontaya is a bad bitch, but is white as hell

by badbitch232 October 17, 2016

Chop In

Australian slang - to "chat someone up" to get into a relationship with them. Similar to "sliding into those DMs"

Guy: Yo, I've been talking to this girl from my work for a while she seems pretty interested in me-
Other guy: Dude fuken chop in buddy

by therealfakefakereal June 12, 2018

chapt

anal juice

You chapt cunt

by Neilllei May 10, 2018