chain letter

a false message made by trolls who have nothing better to do that either wastes a person's time or threatens them and/or their friends and loved ones

unfortunately, a very large amount of people still fully believe that they're true

If chain letters were real, I wouldn't still be a virgin and I'd have a girlfriend. Oh, and I'd be a millionaire too. But then my family and friends would be dead, and I'd be homeless as well. And I'd be dead too. Make up your mind. Who dies: me, my friends, or my family?

The biggest giveaway that they're fake, though, is this chain letter I once read:

There was a six-year-old girl named Lily Rhodes. She was raped to death by a man named Tim Goldman. After he buried her, he chanted, "Oticapsed olleuc ut raripser oreiuq oticapsed." Now that you've read this, you need to post this to 25 other websites in the next five minutes. If you don't, Lily will show up in your bedroom at night and do to you what Tim did to her. If you do, you will be rewarded, and Lily will not come after you.

I didn't repost it, and no six-year-old girl showed up at night to rape me to death. Not that I'm complaining. I like not being dead. Plus, I need to stay a virgin if I want to become a wizard/sage/whatever other term there is.

by KingAnonymous October 18, 2020

video chaining

The act of watching one video after another from each newly created list of suggested videos.

I was video chaining for three hours on YouTube last night.

by borkul May 28, 2016

chain male

A chain of 3 or more males made by linking dicks to asses.

Stop by Pi Kappa Alpha tonight, we're making chain male and we need your dick and ass to complete the circle!

by FlyeorDie June 14, 2022

chain jerker

You're a troll but cooler

"there's goes David jerking their chains again!"
"He's such a chain jerker"

by Knowledge the all knowing October 8, 2022

matt chains

matt chains is the fucking best. the most creative, wonderful, beautiful, unique, inspiring, intelligent, awesome, swagalicous person ever

i was just talking to matt chains and i almost fainted because of how fucking beautiful he is

by matt_chainzz October 9, 2025

Chain-Yankin'

The act of baseball-sliding into another man's butt cheeks, then furiously grabbing hold of his Johnson, yanking it down aggressively.

Damn, did you see Enrique get done Chain-Yankin' Tommy? He never saw it coming.

by They Call Me Trinity September 11, 2025

Chain Warmer

a derogatory term for black people based on slavery days when their white master put them in chains/shackles

“Yeah that ugly Chain Warmer drank all the koolaid.”

by JaBae200 December 18, 2021