irish condom

An empty Mars Bar wrapper thats only open at one end.

I didn't have a rubber on me so i had to use and Irish condom

by eireman March 28, 2009

soda condom

a condom for you can of soda.
apeice of plastic or baggyvthat protects your soda from
insects,dirt or shit like that while working out side.

that guy with OCD always puts soda condoms on his drink.

by hell spawn October 6, 2007

Canadian Condom

Using an ice cream cone as protection during sex. Usually done with ice cream still in the cone and ice cream stuffed in the vagina, as is done with the Canadian Fridge.

Black Dude - My lady complained when I used a pointy cone as a Canadian Condom, but she didn't wanna get pregnant, so...
White Guy - Man! That must have hurt.
Black Dude - Yeah, that pointy tip didn't give me enough head space. I'll have to use a cylindrical cone next time.

by Inept_Walrus March 20, 2011

irish condom

Plastic wrap (saran wrap, cling film).

Dude, I didn't have a Trojan, so I reached in my lunch box and got the saran wrap off of my tuna sandwich and made an irish condom.

by Richard Postdam August 6, 2007

split condom

after puttin it in the rong hole i heard a rippin noise. oh shit

cas "you were great"
charlie "your pregnant...."

by yousef February 20, 2004

Squishy Condom

A true pimp, someone who gets laid when he wants it and has multiple ladies on his dick.

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

Bike Condom

Usage of a plastic bag, usually one left over from a previous grocery shopping event, to cover your bicycle's seat. This is done in order to protect and keep your seat dry, therefore, avoiding soaking the seat with water and mud.

Person 1: Dude, what's with the plastic bag on your seat? It looks funny.

Person 2: It's my bike condom. It keeps my seat from getting drenched and dirty on rainy days. This way my butt doesn't get all soggy either.

by ben.yep.me February 5, 2010