A term to describe the action of making barely any effort to wash one's hands, just turning the tap on and quickly rinsing for a few seconds. There is no effort made to wash all surfaces of the hands, just a quick rub together of the palms.
This is in mockery of old school medical consultants who were raised without the standard of hand washing, and now brazenly clap their hands quickly under a running tap to comply with infection control guidelines.
It is most commonly seen with the use of hand sanitizer.
This is in mockery of old school medical consultants who were raised without the standard of hand washing, and now brazenly clap their hands quickly under a running tap to comply with infection control guidelines.
It is most commonly seen with the use of hand sanitizer.
by Saaks June 25, 2021
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"Got that clap" is a common slang term for gonorrhea, a bacterial sexually transmitted infection (STI), as long with other various STDs
by MeatRider122 March 9, 2026
Get the Got that clap mug.The action of moving in such an aggressive manor, that ones scrotum slams into ones own penis resulting in a "Clap" noise. This technique is hard to master but easy to impress with.
(sometimes accidental, but still count)
(sometimes accidental, but still count)
by GreekFreekW23 July 18, 2025
Get the Peruvian Bell Clap mug.When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you
Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap
by Domphuckery September 27, 2025
Get the Albuquerque ass clap mug.Blue Moose Clap (BMC) is an STD that is easily contracted. BMC can be contracted by saliva or other bodily fluids. If you think you are infected with BMC tell someone immediately. Symptoms show up anywhere from 12 hours to 3 days after being in contact with the STD. Symptoms include, but not limited to, Urine that may appear in a blue hue. It can look light blue or dark blue. Another symptom of BMC is swollen genitalia. It can also be hard to urinate while infected with BMC. BMC is a lifelong std, which means you carry it forever. Symptoms may last for up to two weeks.
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Get the Blue Moose Clap mug.Shawty with dem shotties just made yo ass clap harder then your uncle hitting you from the back.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY CHEEKS ARE PURPLE PRUNES
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