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Choking the turkey

Bill:What the fuck is choking the turkey
Jim:I don't know but you can eat my ass
by TheUltimateChickenChoker December 23, 2019
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choke artists

A sports team who consistently chokes, regardless of how well they're playing.
The Mets and the Dodgers are prime examples of choke artists-- they may play as well as they could in the regular season, but ultimately blow their chances at a championship.
by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022
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choke on a seed

when your weed gets cropdusted and nitrated and you choke until you need coffee
thats junk, i hope you dont choke on a seed to.
by Cody5050 January 12, 2021
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choke

When you’re in a really good Fortnite fight and your about to get a #1 Victory Royale, but you instead die and get #2.
Bob: I choked my round?
Jeff: Lol.
by bob383828 January 17, 2024
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choke

when you drop an anticipated activity you were suppose to do, usually because you were too stressed/anxious/scared/lazy.

expression from Quebec that is also used when speaking french.
did you go on the date with x finally?
no, I choked!

you better come to the party with me tonight! don't choke!

I wanted to have this haircut, but I choked.

I'm always choking when it comes to tattoos.
by clubmate July 5, 2016
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Stick 'n Choke

a fucked up karate move. you can also use the word to make yourself laugh.
bro 1: "yo, stick 'n choke"
bro 2: "hahahhah bor, im deaddd"
by MalleBalle March 13, 2018
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Yankee choke

A "yankee choke" is a wet warm tight vagina.
"How that chika you said you was into?"
"Francisca? Damn, shortie got that yankee choke pussy. I swear my soul left my body when she grip me with the choke."
by suxtizzy February 16, 2021
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