by Greatestshoeman May 9, 2024
Get the Carrot Partymug. A carrot discriminated against due to its extreme white color,resembling a ghost. An unwanted food stuff that tended to be thrown away or used as peasant food in the beginning of the medieval time period. Now used as slang to describe horribly white teenage girls.
Hey pa do you think I'll ever be as white a that gravel carrot some day?.......son your not a vegetable your a human being........ohh pa your so funny.
by GCanonymous June 10, 2014
Get the gravel carrotmug. An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.
Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!
by EliTried December 21, 2021
Get the Absolute Carrotmug. by Thatguysfunny1891 July 16, 2021
Get the Carrot topmug. by wrong.youre.dumb July 28, 2017
Get the id carrot thatmug. When you stick a carrot up your ass and get fucked while hes farting and getting sucked into a tornado
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
Get the carrot windmug. by Urban chick2 May 30, 2018
Get the Carrotmug.