camel sex

to gut a camel and have sex in it during a sand storm

it was so hot i felt like i was havin camel sex when i was on her

by heehee1 December 14, 2010

Camel kiss

When you kiss someone on the cheek with your entire mouth open, then close the lips for the actual kiss, similar to how a camel would kiss you.

"Last night Rocky camel kissed me with his entire mouth!"

by Space Wrangler June 1, 2009

Camel toe kelly

A tall red headed middle aged woman with a massive gaping camel toe in tight yoga pants that smells of rotting asshole and dead fish, she also has twangy rat nips that point in the direction of cock,

Dude, camel toe Kelly is smelling fucking rank today.

by Mr schmitty ass September 5, 2011

camelsalesman

CamelSalesman's think they are god's gift to hot chicks. Often over 6ft tall with with tiny dicks and big egos.

So I was like riding my bike the other day and this hot chick jogging by nearly made me crash! WTF! I know, as the one and only camelsalesman, I'm irresitable riding my Hyo 250, but please chicky babes, give me a break once and a while!
I'm not here for the sex, just chats and stuff.

by HyoBasher April 9, 2008

Shlomo the Camel

* Shlomo the Camel is a famous camel often used in songs (Shlomo the Camel has 100 humps, 100 humps, 100 humps, Shlomo the Camel has 100 humps and that is how he goes, backwards) (only it sounds better in Hebrew than in English). It's mainly a road song, like 100 bottles of beer on the wall.
* Shlomo's character has been deformed and mutilated when it was carried over to such concepts as being the CEO of "Hashish for Free", and/or having e^1 or phi or pi or i humps (those are all unique mathematical numbers).
* Generally, Shlomo is just an ordinary camel, but for some reason he's very famous, perhaps because of his incredibly unbelieveably stupid name.
= For more words of wisdom check dracoturtles.

Shlomo the Camel = Shlomo Hagamal.
* LeShlomo Hagamal yesh 100 dabashot, 100 dabashot, 100 dabashot, leShlomo Hagamal yesh 100 dabashot, vekaha who ho lech a-cho-ra...

by Yaly Sela September 25, 2005

camel stuck in a well

When a male puts his penis between the cheekes of an ass

I gave Suzy a Camel stuck in a well.

by Jason Brivens September 21, 2005

Joe Camel

A man's privates. Alternative name for the male reproductive organs (penis and tesicles)

Mary, I'd love it if you'd touch my Joe Camel

by BitchSlap August 7, 2003