Baltimore Butthole Yanking

When you put a plunger on your dick and shove the plunger on a girls butt hole and plunger it until the butt hole comes inside out.
Ever heard of Baltimore Butthole Yanking? I heard it hurts...
by seachips January 25, 2025
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Butthole Underwear

To take an old pair of underwear and cut a hole in the back to cum inside when you masturbate.
I'm frustrated at my sibling because they used my butthole underwear.
by whatamidoinghere_bruhhh February 19, 2022
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Butthole Jones

People who acquire the nickname butthole Jones are not people who should like themselves. They usually are on the narcissist spectrum, are very selfish, and are major pussies or cowards. They want everyone to like them, but people like shit. They would never tolerate being treated the way they treat others, and If someone were to give them a taste of their own behavior, they will then become the victim and seek sympathy. They bathe in any time of positive behavior towards them no matter how small and take it to heart to try and build their ego. They act like they love themselves, but they don’t, they hate themselves and if they don’t, they should. Butthole Jones’ are never happy with what they have and are constantly looking for better because they feel they are entitled to it and never care who they hurt along the way. They are takers and want the best of everything. They may have characteristics that label them as a male, but they never will truly act or earn the title of a man. Butt hole Jones’ also identify as straight, but teeter on the side of enjoying butt joke activities with their own and others. They’ll be in constant denial about wanting to explore other genders sexually because again, they are cowards. These Butt Hole Jones folks want so badly to be viewed as high class and loved by all but act in a way that earns them the treatment of moldy old shit on the bottom of a shoe that was worn by an upright pig that fucked your dead grandmother.
Butthole Jones was taking a shit in the stall next to me and he was crying because everyone hates him and he will die alone covered in shit because he stretched his own butthole out with his ego and fingers
by jerk dick September 29, 2022
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Butthole Bisque

When you're deep in an ass and, right before you cum, you get shit on your dick. Rather than being a little bitch about it you keep trucking like a real man and blast your man candy all over the excrement at the end of the poop shoot, thusly mixing the semen with freshly made turds and creating "butthole bisque".
Bro, I made the best butthole bisque with Ashley last night. 10/10 family time.
by TheJewishWonder April 03, 2019
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winged butthole

“I was at Steve’s place last night, and his girlfriend flashed me her winged butthole when he went to the bathroom
by Goldenboysixtynine November 17, 2023
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Butthole Monster

When a nigga climbs up your butthole and lives there for a few days
Me: Sorry man I would love to let you eat my poop but I have a butthole monster!

Friend: well, Get that nigga outta your butthole soon
by Willyg6353 September 23, 2020
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Butthole Surfer

A person who is always a jerk or a douche bag and tries to get all the girls but can't.
Hey Jeff , stop being such a butthole surfer.
by TeenBagel November 23, 2015
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