breakfast in head

A righteous sexual manoeuvre, appropriate for any romantic man.

When the girl asks for breakfast in bed, he makes a special effort to wake just before her. As she stirs, he pulls the covers away and pins her down with his legs. He then carefully aims his orgasmal trajectory facewards. After depositing his load in the target area, he proclaims, "There's your fucking breakfast. Coffee?"

We had a wonderful time in Venice - really enjoyed San Marco, saw an orchestra perform Verdi, went to an opera; at the hotel she took it up the grand canal and I gave her breakfast in head.

by Commode Dragon August 6, 2010

full english breakfast

full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.

She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.

by C February 24, 2004

belgium breakfast

a breakfast consisting of delicious belgium waffles and other related breakfast items
the waffles can contain walnuts and caramel to make them extra tasty

Hey Mike! can i come over to your house this weekend for a belgium breakfast

by John Carney February 26, 2008

make me breakfast

to give head, see S my D

why dont you make me breakfast.

by germ logan May 12, 2006

breakfast burrito

morning hard on

"I woke up with a major breakfast burrito this morning and had to go to the peepshow to wank off."

by Penny Paxil November 10, 2003

Champaign Breakfast

When you jizz all over someone's cereal or toast

Hey honey, I've made you a Champaign breakfast, it's highly nutritious.

by tinkinkski May 11, 2007

polish breakfast

When one has a stimulant, esp speed for breakfast rather than food.

I'm wide awake now after a good Polish Breakfast.

by R Muir May 1, 2007