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Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."
Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.
by EthanFeng October 13, 2015
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Boner stretch

When you stretch out your entire body out to your toes and then it makes your penis feel good so you get a boner
" I hate when I boner stretch right before the teacher calls me up to the white-board"
by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016
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Boner Surfing

When walking through a crowded area and rear ending women with an erection by "accident " for fun.
Ohh boy, did you hear what Ralph said? He said he was so horny he went boner surfing during rush hour in the subway.
by Cheeseymonsta May 17, 2016
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Boner pain

When your dick and gut hurts after having a boner for a long amount of time.
Ex:Jeff had a boner for 3 hours and had boner pain afterwards because of that girl he sat beside.
by Putang puncher May 24, 2016
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boberdoo

A slang with origins from the midwest that is similar to a tongue fuck. The tongue is repeatedly jabbed (bobbed) in a partner's asshole. The act is used after sex to clean out the asshole of "doo" (a runny mix of semen and fecal matter). A good boberdoo job creates suction, slurping noises and the fast bobbing of the head of the person performing the act. The word is best said with good midwestern accent.
"Hey John, when you are done giving me anal, can you clean me out with a boberdoo?"
"Have you seen the ass on my new girl? I gave her the boberdoo of a lifetime"
by ledirious August 10, 2016
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boner puppet

A woman who likes the dick so much that she will do anything for it, leaving her man in complete control, just a puppeteer's hand controls a puppet.
Yo that girl's my boner puppet. She'll do anything I ask just so I fuck her after.
by bonerpuppetpatrol July 12, 2017
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boner buns

The act of chilling with your boner invetwren your girls buns; pleasurable for both parties; often a precursor to sex
"Hey babe, wanna boner buns my morning wood?" -male "babe I want you to boner buns me before bed" -female
by Yonks6 July 12, 2017
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