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bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term
"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies
by sussybaka6969420 October 30, 2022
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Pearls Before Swine

An animated series about a guy named Martin Partin, his idiotic friend named Ronald, and a talking pig.
Pearls Before Swine is the worst show on television
by IntergalactalEnergy February 13, 2023
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ask before messaging/ABM

"Ask before messaging" is a polite and respectful way of approaching someone you want to talk to, either online or in person. It involves taking a few moments to ask permission to message someone or engage them in conversation, before proceeding. It's a great way to ensure that the person is comfortable and interested in the conversation before you begin. It also helps to set the tone of the conversation and build a stronger connection.
ask before messaging/ABM is Asking, requesting for consent before messaging them.

Example:
"Hey, please ask before messaging, thanks!"
"Oh, sorry!"
"It's ok!"
by Sloth_ February 26, 2023
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coat before you throat

Consume some water or carbonated beverage! coat before you throat the bong rip.
Cewpins: *Oh boy I'm about to snap this bowl!"
Blue dream guy: "Coat before you throat!"
by bowlsnappingbrinkman December 30, 2022
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drink before you sink

Take a drink of some water or your chosen liquid. Drink you sink your cone!
Blue dream guy: "I'm going to absolutely demolish this cone".
Cewpins: "Drink before you sink!"
by bowlsnappingbrinkman December 30, 2022
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Breasties before testes

From parks and recreation, means girls before guys
Ann: are you sure youre ok that im going on a date with mark?
Leslie: Yeah! Im over mark, all that matters is that we’re still friends
Ann: Breasties before testes!
by Defsnotateenagekidrn March 24, 2023
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Food Before Dudes

Food is always important before anyone, especially dudes (or guys/boys)
"Food Before Dudesss guys!!"
by romance/smut fan!! June 23, 2023
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