Blue Tuba

When the over excitable seaman preforms oral sex on the rest of the crew when they cross over the tropic of Capricorn or cancer while hiding in the dorade vents of a ship.
Hurry up! Davey from the Navy is manning the BLUE TUBA on the overnight watch tonight. You want to get in line early before the Boston Lockjaw gets tired and stops clenching.
by reddevil12553 June 27, 2023
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blue nostrils

the sensation experienced when one feels like they are just about to sneeze, but do not sneeze. similar to blue balls, except with the nose.
Dude, i hate when i feel like im about to sneeze, and get blue nostrils instead!
by Autismo420 January 24, 2018
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Blue Unit

A can of Busch Light: one of the worst beers on the planet according to BeerAdvocate. It is customary to bring, an absurd amount of, your own Blue Units to any and all family gatherings and drink them by yourself. Begin the beer drinking session by shaking a family member's hand "New Melle Woodcutters style". Continue to drink the Blue Units until you start beginning new sentences half way through the sentence you're currently on during conversation. Do not finish drinking the Blue Units until they are all consumed.
Hey Garrett look, Bob brought a personal cooler of Blue Units to Thanksgiving. Let's watch him pound them all and start telling weird stories that he doesn't finish.
by FakeShizupple December 15, 2016
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sketchy blue

The point at which the sky has become bright again after a night of indulgence in a substance, or several such as alcohol, cocaine, ecstacy, LSD, etc.
Andrew: "Man, the sun is up!"
Matt: "Oh shit, it's sketchy blue."

Andrew: "It's time for bed, dude."
by famouscigarillo March 18, 2010
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email blues

The emotion felt upon hitting the "get mail" icon and finding you have no mail or have only spam

Often results in depression or anger
"got the email blues, why do I never recieve any email? I hate Thunderbird"
by Baggyeyes April 21, 2008
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Betty blue

A woman that knows her worth, respects it, and doesn't settle for less.
Blanco is lucky enough to find the original betty blue.
by Benny Blanco March 21, 2016
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Cano Blues

When a little Spanish guy travels back to his half-home land for ridiculously long periods of times. All you can do is listen to 'Daniel - Elton John' and 'Moving To New York'. Food doesn't taste the same - especially vanilla icecream. And you can't start a productive day without reading a mini blog from that special lil' Mexican.
Brittany: "Damn, I've got the Cano Blues."
Tappin: "Don't we all?"
by Brit-What?! July 27, 2009
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