Barneys

A High end department store, originating in Manhattan. Sells the likes of Yves Saint Laurent, Fendi, Chloe, Marc Jacobs and Ksubi.

Also referred to as Barneys New York.

I saw a pair of $3000 jeans at Barneys in NYC, and there was nothing special about them. Are people nuts?

by Maybelline October 22, 2007

barney

1 reason why i carry a gun; a pedifile that loves to hug little boys when he gets a hard on

barney: hey guys lets have 1 big hug! ;)
kids: Yay!
barney:YippeeeE! *a buldge forms in his cock region*

by J 0 K A January 23, 2005

Barnes, Wisconsin

A piece of shit town where nobody lives. Has a total of about eleven bars, one cemetary, and four restaraunts. Population: Old people. Plenty of lakes to drown yourself in.

1.) Wow, there is nothing to do!

Dude I know. It's like we're living in Barnes.

2.) Hey, let's go get drunk.

Do I look like I live in Barnes, Wisconsin?

by Moofle. April 5, 2011

Barney Error

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by AshtyBoi September 5, 2021

Barnicle Cleaner

After a member of the "Dirty Sailor" sailing crew has lowered his sweaty members into "Bukkake Resevoir" in order to "Drop Anchor" - the man-glazed testicles will be served up to the eager whale for thorough cleansing.

Captain MikeC raised the coated anchor towards the awaiting hungry mouth of Rikki Lake for a full dose of the "Barnicle Cleaner".

by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006

barnoaflas

A random expression that denotes the bored nature of the subject who says it. Commonly used by Khalua and Zartheit.

Khalua: Hey Zarthy, check this out: *barnoaflas*
Zarthy: ZOMGWTFYUMLOL

by Khalua February 10, 2007

cock barnicle

The open sores on the penis. Used as a derogatory reference.

You bloody fucking cock barnicle.

by Ganga July 3, 2005