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Utah Neighborhood Barbecue

Deriving it's name from "Spitroasting," the Utah Barbecue is a similar sex act, where a woman is placed doggy style and is penetrated both orally and vaginally, by two men. The difference being that another woman lays on top of the first, facing the opposite direction, allowing the men to switch between oral and vaginal sex at their own discretion.

By extension, 2 optional elements can be implemented
1: the two men HAVE to stare into each others eyes, as a way to poke fun at the repressed homosexuality in the Utah/Mormon communities.
2: The women are not allowed to talk, move, or complain about the situation, poking fun at the misogyny in the Utah/Mormon communities.

Ideally, the two men and women are a pair of straight couples, which is why the name is so specific, as the it is supposed to conjure up a classic Utahn Block Party, but except with a spit roast, rather than a grill.

Now that's eatin good in the neighborhood
Guy 1, who doesn't know the definition: Hey dude, me, my wife, and the neighbors had a good ol' fashion Utah Neighborhood Barbecue last night
Guy 2, who does know the definition: Buh-scuse me?
G1: What? We just had some dinner
G2: Oh, right. Anyway
by Alchemist657 March 5, 2022
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Kahlee Maraea Barber

The happiest woman in the world, with her king Daniel by her side
She sat on his cock, and became forever his queen. Mrs Kahlee Maraea Barber to you now
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Farting like the Barber's Cat

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
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Mount Vernon Barbell water

The legendary water fountain. If you drink from it you may turn into a Testosterone God..
Jeff: Come to Mount Vernon Barbell and drink the Mount Vernon Barbell water with me. It gives you superpowers.

Ryan: What super powers?

Jeff: It is tren infused water. You get immense gains my brother.
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Twin Cam Barbecue

The act of cooking a barbecue using the heat of a car engine, usually a twin cam engine is used but the single cam barbecue is often just as effective
“F*cks sake the barbecue’s out of gas, how are we gonna cook dinner”

“Don’t worry mate I’ll just fire up the Twin Cam Barbecue”
by YorakHunt69 February 2, 2023
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Blown out like a barbers cat

meaning., gorged , stuffed or full of food
I'm blown out like a barbers cat ...
by ceedee1950 May 8, 2023
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banana and barbecue sauce

Old man: Want banana and barbecue sauce?
Older man: Yes
by I like barbecue sauce May 22, 2023
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