Dough Banger 

Someone who is doughy in the head and constantly makes dumb decisions or says dumb things. When their stupidity is pointed out to them, they are usually to stupid to understand and give you a vacant look.

A chick asked me what the price was on a CD yesterday. I pointed to the huge orange price sticker and said, 'it's right there.' She vacantly looked at me and said 'so what's the price?' What a fucking dough banger!

Dough Banger by Tommy TT January 31, 2014

Nose Bagger 

(noun, derogatory) 1. Someone who takes a day trip to the beach and brings his own provisions (i.e. pot brownies, etc.), but doesn't contribute at all to the rest of the company at said beach. 2. Someone whom refuses to timely pass a joint, blunt, etc. when smoking pot amongst a group, or otherwise violates the "puff, puff, pass" rule.

1. Looks like the beach is full of Nose Baggers today. 2. Quit being a Nose Bagger, and pass the damn bowl already.

Nose Bagger by Buttfuckme August 15, 2017

GLV Banger 

A glv banger is a form of a party specifically hosted on ASU dry campus dorms. This gathering often involves deep drinking, deep house and deep holes

Chad: Hey Brad are you going to the glv banger tonight?

Brad: Those new ams aren’t going to drink themselves chad. Of course I’m going!!

GLV Banger by FlavorfullyFraternal May 25, 2019

Banger at Keivan's 

A lit party attended by many where a multitude of alcohol and sexual activity is carried out on the premises. A place where boys enter manhood.
Noun.

Bro that party last night was a Banger at Keivan's! I got sooooo fucked up!

Banger at Keivan's by Daniel Gradel September 25, 2017

Ganger Banger 

A less intimidating sounding name for a member belonging to a gang.

"Dude Ganger Bangers are bogus, killing people and stuff."
"Naw Dude they have it worse, All they need is a little Love:)"

Ganger Banger by JesusLover56789 September 29, 2011

gang banger

Someone who is a gang member

"Yo this guy is a gangbanger."

gang banger by Joel White August 8, 2005

poke badgers with spoons 

A truly original sin... this quote is taken from an Eddie Izzard stand-up routine which talks about the Catholic idea of Original Sin. He talks about a guy going into confession and saying "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... I poked a badger with a spoon." In response the priest says that's a truly original sin.

As seen on t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc.: "I poke badgers with spoons."

poke badgers with spoons by Liz E.G. July 28, 2008