Seven Layer Burrito 

A mixture of vomit (guacamole), the greasy secretion that can be found in between a fat chick’s roll (cheese), diarrhea (beans), sperm (sour cream), pubic hair (lettuce), menstrual fluid (tomatoes), and pubic crabs (rice). All of this is served between a fat lady’s fat roll which serves as the tortilla.

I gave your mom a Seven Layer Burrito last night.

Seven Layer Burrito by Juan C. Lopez January 6, 2009

Butt Burrito

POOP!

Oh man! I just made the biggest butt burrito! I clogged the toilet!

Butt Burrito by [e-mail] October 18, 2010

swedish burrito 

When butter is applied to an anus in place of lube.

My buddy and I were feeling frisky ladst night but didn't have any lube. So we made a Swedish Burrito instead

swedish burrito by RKOwner December 23, 2015

chipotle burrito 

When you shit on a girls chest rub it in and have a tit wank

Omg I can’t have a chipotle burrito shes got no tits

chipotle burrito by Lyd420 December 5, 2022

frozen burrito 

Scott's word for penis.
used ofen with the word "chris' mom" or "elysia"
used in perverted jokes
used in pervered stories
therefore is used by scott a lot

also, a thing you buy at the supermarket, usually for you're girlfriend.

d00ds i bought this frozen burrito at the supermarket

scott: OMG ROFLMAO WTF do you even know what that means????

STFU u pervert

frozen burrito by Scott's Little Helper- SLH February 16, 2005

Vietnamese Burrito 

A burrito that comes from a taco truck at the job site and is made with white steamed rice instead of brown Spanish rice like a normal burrito.

Hung so lo made my burrito with white rice instead of Mexican rice, it's terrible! I'm never getting a Vietnamese burrito again.

Vietnamese Burrito by Mr. Ko-Ray August 21, 2011

Neato Burrito

A retarded attention seeking user who acts like a 12 year old on the PCMR Discord.

Neato burrito spams facebook memes.

Neato Burrito by ViTaLC0D3R June 24, 2018