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Pig boarding

A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.
Before I knew it, they had my car, my money and my man. This is pig boarding.
by Miktini December 12, 2020
mugGet the Pig boardingmug.

dart board

when you’re in bed with a woman and she starts spinning on your penis, indicating you hit the target so this is often referred to as the dart board
dude she pulled the old dart board on me last night
by mcfister55 November 19, 2019
mugGet the dart boardmug.

Pussy Boarding

When someone with a vagina sits on your face with a such force that you think you're going to drown in pussy, but you don't drown, you just have a face full of pussy.
My gf enjoys pussy boarding my face.
by Kisa22 June 23, 2022
mugGet the Pussy Boardingmug.

HUVr boarded

To get insanely excited for something, only to discover its not real or you cant have it.
Like when someone gives you one of those prank scratch tickets and you reveal a million dollar winner and you freak out and they laugh at you and tell you its fake.

"Dude, you just HUVr boarded me! Jerk!"
by JezebelfromHell March 19, 2014
mugGet the HUVr boardedmug.

board up the crack house

The crackhouse. Board that $%&# up. A term to denote a surprise exclamation of just how utterly ridiculous something is.
Person 1: They locked up Jamal!
Person 2: Board up the crack house.
by Manehattan Trading January 6, 2024
mugGet the board up the crack housemug.

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