A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.
by Miktini December 12, 2020

when you’re in bed with a woman and she starts spinning on your penis, indicating you hit the target so this is often referred to as the dart board
by mcfister55 November 19, 2019

When someone with a vagina sits on your face with a such force that you think you're going to drown in pussy, but you don't drown, you just have a face full of pussy.
by Kisa22 June 23, 2022

Like when someone gives you one of those prank scratch tickets and you reveal a million dollar winner and you freak out and they laugh at you and tell you its fake.
"Dude, you just HUVr boarded me! Jerk!"
"Dude, you just HUVr boarded me! Jerk!"
by JezebelfromHell March 19, 2014

The crackhouse. Board that $%&# up. A term to denote a surprise exclamation of just how utterly ridiculous something is.
by Manehattan Trading January 6, 2024
