When you have been working in the hot Tennessee heat and haven't showered for 3 or more days, then a girl goes down on you. Have her scrape her teeth/braces across the skin of your penis while running her fingers in the crease between your leg and balls. The resulting mix of sweaty nut cheese and flaked cock skin is used to flavor her BJ for you.
"I worked all week in the field and Sarah was so horny when I came home, I didn't even have time to shower and gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."
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Get the RELBJALOOD SHEDDING BOARD GAME mug.The act of removing the trunks of a stakeboard, waxing down the bottom of the board, and using it on an icy flat/inclined surface.
Caution: it is called an ice board for a reason... you WILL eat shit when using it on snow.
Caution: it is called an ice board for a reason... you WILL eat shit when using it on snow.
Hank: Dude, I heard the sled hill got frozen over and is completely ice!
You: Sweet, and I got an extra ice board in case your's breaks again.
You: Sweet, and I got an extra ice board in case your's breaks again.
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Get the Ice Board mug.when you’re in bed with a woman and she starts spinning on your penis, indicating you hit the target so this is often referred to as the dart board
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Bill had Trish pinned up against the wall mounted headboard as he railed her hard in the no tell motel. Security was called by the adjacent occupants who couldn’t sleep because of the wall boarding.
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