bean time

Simply means it is time to eat. Usually heard in old Western films when food (beans) cooking or heating over the fire is ready.

"Tie up the horses and grab a tin y'all; it's bean time!

bean time by Teak360 May 1, 2008

bean taco 

after fucking a chick, you turn around and dump in her pussy. then you proceed to fuck her some more with the shit in her pussy

Zack, the sick fuck, bean taco'ed Seans mom while Sean was in teh other room... twice.

bean taco by cyco101 December 15, 2004

bean machine 

a tool used to stimulate and pleasure females mostly.

Hunnie do you want to use your bean machine in bed tonight?

bean machine by Lil' Bean Muff January 2, 2009

Bean Sprout 

When you get an errection (usually after waking up) and the tip of your penis pokes through the front of your pants, underwear, or both.

today when i woke up my morning wood ended up being a massive bean sprout.

it was so awkward when my mom woke me up today, i had an awful bean sprout.

Bean Sprout by BeefyCarrot October 18, 2011

bean juice 

After anal sex, a leakage of sperm and poo

i bean juiced all over my sheets after being taken up the arse

bean juice by jamie farrell May 13, 2005

Bean Cat 

(Bean Smacked) adjective. An Individual that abuses illegal substances.

Andy did you see that Bean Cat over there?" "Holy Shit he is totally Bean Smacked!

Bean Cat by Scotengus June 17, 2010

bean cushion 

the act of crushing ones testicles while sitting down

Bill went to sit down and abruptly jumped up screaming.

Tom: What's wrong?

Bill: I just sat on my bean cushion bro!

bean cushion by the madbanana September 24, 2010