awkward

lauren shaffner.

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awkward faces. awkward in general.

awkward people are the best type of people.

by +r3ndY November 8, 2010

awkward turtle

you use awkward turtle as a secret code. use "awkward turtle" when you want a close friend to check you for b.o.
if you are guilty of b.o. your friend says "yes, awkward turtle", if not, "no awkward turtle"

random person: "some one smells like b.o."

patrick(to heather):"awkward turtle?"

heather(to patrick):"no awakward turtle"

patrick(to random person):"well, it's not me!"

by Corbin Heather October 2, 2007

Awkwardosity

Having awkward qualities while simultaneously having hip qualities.

Hipsters tend to have awkwardosity, though they would never, EVER admit it, and are certainly not the only ones.

by A-nonanonanona December 30, 2011

Awkwardophobia

That awkward facial expression made when one is introduced to another person with a name nobody has ever heard.

Dude, after experiencing awkwardophobia for the first time, I never want to meet another person again.

by Brother Puppy October 6, 2016

awkwardom

A dominating person feeling awkward during bdsm play.

We had fun but then she turned awkwardom.

by szeksp April 13, 2021

Awkwardnimity

An extreme case of awkwardness such as in meeting a new group of people for the first time.

The Circle of Awkwardnimity.

We stood together in complete awkwardnimity for an hour.

by TheManWithTheWord March 4, 2010

Awkward Coaster

When you're taken along for an awkward ride when your friend invites you to hangout when he's actually on a date with his girlfriend.

John invites Andrew to hangout with him. Andrew goes to hangout, and all John does the whole time he's with him is he makes out with his bitch, so Andrew is taken on an Awkward Coaster ride.

-If Andrew eventually ditches because it's so damn awkward, and John yells at him, John is a faggot.

by NotChuckxoxo March 20, 2010