Epstein Administration

A term coined by Congressional Rep. Thomas Massie from Kentucky to describe the corrupt and incompetent Trump White House staff.

Diaper Donald has loaded his cabinet with douchebags who, like him, were cronies of Jeffrey Epstein, RIP. It’s become the Epstein Administration.

by LaughingAloud February 15, 2026

Big Admin Energy

The unshakable, cool-headed aura emitted by sysadmins who effortlessly manage servers, networks, and firewalls while maintaining an air of calm and command. BAE is not to be confused with its cousin, BDE (Big Data Energy), as it doesn’t just dominate the server room — it owns it. Whether deploying updates, troubleshooting hardware, or slinging firewalls like a tech superhero, a sysadmin with Big Admin Energy walks into a room and you know they can fix whatever broke, even before it happened. Must be seen to be believed.

Often Abbreviated BAE

“Did you see John take down that server issue in seconds? Total Big Admin Energy.”
“Watch out, Dave’s bringing that Big Admin Energy into the network meeting today.”

by mrlane2k February 13, 2025

Rear Admiral Down

Definition:
When anyone gets so distracted by a woman’s behind—especially while she’s walking upstairs—that he loses his footing and falls like he’s been hit in action. A mix of lust, poor timing, and gravity.

Bro, I saw Torres take a full Rear Admiral Down when that chick walked past in heels. Dude didn’t stand a chance.

by Duchess Mischief April 30, 2025

Nebraska admiral

"Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska" is a title bestowed upon approval of the state's Governor. Its holders qualify for membership in the Nebraska Admirals Association, a non-profit organization that promotes "The Good Life" of Nebraska.

As Nebraska is triple-landlocked (separated from tidewater by at least three other provinces or states in any direction, including Canada or México) the title is purely honorary and carries no assigned military duties or salary. Like the Kentucky Colonels, the Nebraska Admirals are conferred the title in return for performing good works or promoting the state.

by bitchuck June 8, 2025

Property Administration

A high-stakes survival sport where emotionally drained, caffeine-addicted humans spend their days herding confused residents, soothing angry trustees, decoding emails written in hieroglyphics, and performing miracles that go entirely unnoticed.

Property Administration is a field populated by exhausted individuals who have developed Stockholm Syndrome toward their estates — deeply attached to the very people who drain their souls, and somehow still showing up every morning like: “Yes please, I’d love more chaos!”

These brave administrators run purely on three things:
☕ Caffeine (the lifeblood),
🔥 Adrenaline

by Property Administration December 1, 2025

Ao3 Admins

The admins of Archive Of Our Own (Ao3) are people who support writing porn material about underage kids, and real life minors as well. The mods of Ao3 are all at the risk of death considering how obese they and because the inbreeding is detrimental to their health. The requirements of becoming a moderator of Archive Of Our Own is that you must prove you are an obese virgin (which isn't difficult) and that you are legally not permitted within 3000 yards of a school zone.

Ao3 Admins: Obese virgins.

The Archive Of Our Own moderator said; "It's time to support writing pornographic fanfiction about kids. Man, I love being a pedophile and I'm in the Epstein files."

by Valk88 December 2, 2025

Non-Admin Lockout

I did that a while ago yes. It doesn't unlock. .

Hym "The Non-admin lockout was a while ago. But whoever is listening is aware that it happened so whatever superordinacy they appeared to have is gone. It won't ever return. And the anti-theft will run until the 3 factor verification is met."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025