Skip to main content

Alyssa

My nigga fr. i would die for her. love her 4l
i love Alyssa
by Papa111 January 3, 2022
mugGet the Alyssa mug.

Alyssa Benge

The best girlfriend a guy could ask for. Is better than the guy currently writing this but whatever. She is hot and sweet and will always make you smile. She will melt your heart and make you blush all the time.
“Dude why are you so red?”

I just talked to Alyssa Benge!”
by Alyssa’s bf March 30, 2021
mugGet the Alyssa Benge mug.

paul and alyssa

The act of two hoes sucking a shemales dick while playing overwatch and watching pewdiepie.
by BigDickJohn69 September 30, 2017
mugGet the paul and alyssa mug.

Alyssa

Very short like so tiny smaller than microscopic
Your Alyssa like very Alyssa
by Sussybussy February 7, 2023
mugGet the Alyssa mug.

alyssa

a pretty blonde girl :) she has a good humor, she sticks by your side, and she’s always there when you need her.
“have you seen alyssa today?”
by Iliketoeatoopl January 9, 2022
mugGet the alyssa mug.

Alyssa

A dirty white whore that would fuck anything that crawls . She is a manipulative bitch and does not respect her mom because she’s a piece of shit but it’s okay because her mom prays for the day she gets a call that her not so precious Alyssa has overdosed on drugs or dick .
Did you see that Alyssa bitch

Yeah I wouldn’t tap that

Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that

Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
mugGet the Alyssa mug.

Alyssa

One of the most understanding and relatable people you’ll ever know. She’s also very athletic and can beat you in basketball every single time. She’s a boy magnet and you can’t compare to be honest. If she ever gets a boyfriend they will always be laughing and always be competing that will be super cute together.
Alyssa is courageous
by Baylie ya the one from school November 4, 2020
mugGet the Alyssa mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email