vlad: imagine someone going goblin mode under the concession stand, at 12 pm.
issac: dear god no!
vlad: but why? it would be so hot
issac: upon further consideration, it would be hot
both: (screaming) G O B L I N M O D E!!!
issac: dear god no!
vlad: but why? it would be so hot
issac: upon further consideration, it would be hot
both: (screaming) G O B L I N M O D E!!!
by lord thundercock March 08, 2022
Also finds loose change in the couch.
by Dontonson January 17, 2005
by Cpiddy7 March 06, 2021
by xxxtentacionlad March 26, 2018
An alternation of the blumpkin, in which the male bends over and sticks there ass out and shits. As the shit is being pushed out of the males asshole the partner sucks the shit as if its a penis and then sucks it into there mouth and eats it. This is all done whilst the male is masturbating.
"I went over to sally's house last night"
"Did she give you a chocolate goblin"
"Yeah man, but she made me hookup with her after it"
"Shitt, double choc"
"Did she give you a chocolate goblin"
"Yeah man, but she made me hookup with her after it"
"Shitt, double choc"
by jebudas666 October 16, 2009
Typically a groupie. Term was first used by Frank Zappa.
Basically a girl who enjoys a good sausage in the back of her throat with a lot of saliva involved and not extremely attractive. But useful.
Basically a girl who enjoys a good sausage in the back of her throat with a lot of saliva involved and not extremely attractive. But useful.
Last night a goblin girl knocked loudly on the bus. We dont usually let them in but she had nice tits. Gobbled me for 20 minutes man, it took time. I was wasted, then I took it out and gave her some lip gloss. Know what I mean? I saw her today and she hasn't even wiped it off. She's a glossy little goblin. Might let her in again.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
loot goblins are people who are constantly stealing your girl and constantly going into peoples pantries and taking all your good loot
Jeff “dang the loot goblins just piped my girl and took all my loot” Gary “i know bro they did the same thing to me last week”
by kab9 November 15, 2020