NASTY BEARD

an un-groomed beard that looks like pubic hair except on your face; hair growing in all directions
ken: hey joan you should trim your nasty beard
joan: idk i like seeing my pubs after i wash my face
by the informaddsds4 September 18, 2013
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Beard Ho

Woman with fetish for stroking man's beard ...
by RoscoeRoscoeRRRRRosc August 31, 2017
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bearded dusty

An elderly man's hairy penis.
Grandpa, get your bearded dusty out of my face!
by GojiraFlanders December 03, 2010
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Bearded Tuna

n. A woman's vag.
Also known as a fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, vertical fur burger, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.
John turned to Sharon with a glint of passion in his eye. She quivered as he leant towards her and whispered "I can't wait to jam my hairy hotdog in your bearded tuna"
by HadeK September 17, 2013
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Hang Beard

1) Similar to a hangnail, but in your beard; an ingrown beard hair.

2) Any hair sticking out from your beard and causing annoyance
Girlfriend: Are you done in the bathroom yet?

Guy: Hold on, I have a hang beard.
by darthrishun January 03, 2015
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Muffler Beard

A failure of a beard....kinda looks like a scarf on the guys neck...very very unattractive
"ew look at him with his muffler beard"
by oh.my. February 05, 2010
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Bearded Marsrat

The Bearded Marsrat is a small, rodent like animal which inhabits the deep craters and canyons of the equatorial regions of Mars. It's lifespan is 60-75 earth calendar years, although it undergoes extended periods of deep isolation in accordance with the Mars winter. As the Mars year is approx. 1.88 times the length of that on earth, the Bearded Marsrat will hibernate between 27-38 times in its life.
The Bearded Marsrat is such a cool lifeform! I wish could hibernate through the Mars Winter.
by Dr. Georgia F. Ake April 18, 2020
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