porch penguin

Penguin that sits on your porch, definetly not racist slang.

Bunners porch penguins are not racist because they are both black and white.

by Candy179 September 24, 2021

penguin sly choke

When others look tired so you help them sleep

My girlfriend looked tired so I gave her the ol' penguin sly choke her ass out.

by Penguin sly March 21, 2021

fairy emperor penguin 🐧

Jared Klein’s official pet name

If only my pet name was as cool as Jared’s. His is fairy emperor penguin 🐧.

by God3825 October 6, 2022

Club Penguin

A dead game that might as well be an Xbox game.

Man, I love me some twigs from club penguin. BUT I NEED MEMBERSHIP!!
RLLY

by IGotEyesOnU April 28, 2019

Penguin

A beastly person used for male people who have are medium height tall proud and handsome often leave people dazing at their awesomeness they are rather boastful characters

Monica: wow Jane did you see Jon at 5oclock

Jane: oh yes quite the penguin

by Anonymous012353 February 10, 2015

Penguin friend

A rare breed of people who wear red coats and carry penguins as their "members card". They generally worship the cock as their leader/owner but still go back to peck (like a penguin) at their mothers vaginald on most Sunday's as a tradition. They blend into civilisation and look normal to the untrained eye.

Can you see that person over there with the red coat sucking him off? Must be a "penguin friend".

by Cabbage on ferrit March 24, 2011

Princess Prudence Of The Penguins

The most peng person in the world.
Own penguins princess of them.
Is like Jesus for penguins.

Michool: i hate grackel
Tyler: Dont you mean princess prudence of the penguins

by Semggsiest mf alive April 18, 2021