Parker

An asshole who can't treat his girlfriend right so her gay bff is going to steal her.

Person 1: hey did you hear whatbahppend with parker?
Person 2: yeah, apparently hes an asshole so his girlfriend left him for her friend.

by Tear_Ramen September 15, 2021

Parker

Dumb and total simp

Parker is such a simp he will do anything to be with women

by Boy72 November 24, 2021

Parker

A parrot looking boy that squaks at every random chance

Parker is such a parrot! he loves crackers!

by dragontu71 February 23, 2022

Parker

Big dick

Man 1: Did u see parkers dick bro?

Man 2: Yes it really big

big pp big pp

by Bigpenis_lover69 April 3, 2022

Peni Parker

IIIIIIIIIIIIT'S SPIDER TIME!!!!!!!!!

MINES IN PLACE

THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN TOKYO!

Wanda: PURE!!!! CHAO-
(Get's hit by web)
Peni Parker: *Deletes the witch using 4 proximity mines*

by Taylor's college student January 27, 2025

kayli parker

runs around the halls screaming leave me alone and flips u off if u even say her name-brady willman is in love with her

"hey did u see that kayli parker walking around"
"yeah i asked her something and she yelled at me and flipped me off

by marbyssssss September 9, 2021

D’ante Parker

a man hoe, slut, a parker.

friend 1: hey girl guess who i just linked with

friend 2: who

friend 1: d’ante parker!
friend 2: I was just with him last night wtf

“your acting like Dante”
“ I don’t cheat imma parker”

by Tallheifer3 February 2, 2023