The time it takes a fart or shart to be reduced to half its initial potency, typically measured in seconds.
Upon eating Thai food, Dr. Long Fat Wang discovered that the Ass-life of his farts increased by a solid 15 seconds.
by believeitsbutter January 14, 2013
The basic things one needs to do to keep life flowing smoothly along. May include, but not limited to: laundry, grocery shopping, cleaning (of refrigerator, bathroom, kitchen), paying bills.
"What'cha doin' Saturday?"
"Gotta do some life maintenance. Fridge is empty and laundry basket is full."
"Gotta do some life maintenance. Fridge is empty and laundry basket is full."
by wickdude February 07, 2007
what has no other meaning then getting drunk, stoned, or laid.
life is hard! But sex, drugs, and beer make it alot easier...
life is hard! But sex, drugs, and beer make it alot easier...
Charles: dude my life suxs so bad!
bob: then go grab a beer and watch the game...
Cindy: OMG i got to study for so many test tommorow, i'm overwhelmed with school work!
John: Come to my place and lets get stoned, and then have sex, and forget everything that happened.
Cindy: wow thats alot easier!
bob: then go grab a beer and watch the game...
Cindy: OMG i got to study for so many test tommorow, i'm overwhelmed with school work!
John: Come to my place and lets get stoned, and then have sex, and forget everything that happened.
Cindy: wow thats alot easier!
by Roberto Presley December 06, 2007
The most slav youtuber in history. He will induce you with his slavness and make you forever gopnik.
Guy 1: You ever heard of this guy named Boris?
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: GO WATCH LIFE OF BORIS NOW CYKA BLYAT
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: GO WATCH LIFE OF BORIS NOW CYKA BLYAT
by PseudonymThatIsNotUsedBySomeon November 02, 2018
by osnap kevin January 30, 2009
Biggest fuckin' cop-out.
Used when someone, usually a douchebag, doesn't want to be accountable for his actions.
Used when someone, usually a douchebag, doesn't want to be accountable for his actions.
by XeL March 10, 2007