air humping

the action of trying to impregnate the air
(50% success chance)
(50% death chance)

"THAT NIGGA IS AIR HUMPING!!!, HE'S TRYING TO IMPREGNATE THE AIR!!!"

by Taffeta_ May 31, 2024

hump hustler

A criminal defense lawyer that specializes in sex crimes. Popularized by the TV show Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

person A: "Hey did you hear Joe got arrested for touching a 13 year old?"
person B: "yeah Bobby already reached out out to him to offer his legal services"
person A: "what a hump hustler"

by randomguy132 July 16, 2023

jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers

Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump

by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014

Doctor humping

Sucking up to a doctor to obtain drugs.

I'm going to do some doctor humping to get some valium.

by Redheaded Monster April 19, 2018

sandman hump

When you use rohypnol on someone then fuck them and take a selfie with them.

"Your going to be arrested sandman humping"

by The dolphin lover May 12, 2016

Hump Day

Hump day is the middle of the week Sunday Monday and Tuesday is up the pump Wednesday is the top of the Hump. Thursday Friday and Saturday is down the hump .

Hey guys guess what Day it is. Is it hump day . Yes it is !

by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018

mob hump

mafia groupie, a poser who tries to get in good with the wiseguys

man, kleinfeld is a real mob hump, if you ask me...

by Cantaloupe Jones April 11, 2023