Get your dick out of my wallet

What you tell someone when they put their dick in your wallet as a joke.

Guy 1: *Notices that Guy 2's wallet has been left out on the table* now's my chance. *Unzips pants and puts dick in wallet*
Guy 2: I'm finally back. What do you- *stares in silence*
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Get your dick out of my wallet.

by RStickCat34 December 10, 2025

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by blaineblasification November 3, 2021

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Get Pumped

Smacking the hell out of a hillbilly named Kev

Person 1: if you want to get pumped I’m your guy
Person 2: you want to pump my stump? You are so gay dude

Person 1: no you

by GOODBYECLOWN June 6, 2024

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Get out of my house

Something ive said with the right to quiet enjoyment and as only leased tenant and why im killing the world.

I said "Get out of my house!"

by Cody5050 May 19, 2023

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Ima get up witchu

Meaning; I’m going to hit you up later.

When I get there ima get up witchu

by Ganjabongomisterpimpyobitch December 9, 2020

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Get your dick in my wallet

The reverse of Get your dick out of my wallet, inviting someone to steal all your money because your righteous and it’s the best thing to do. Give me your money.

Hello, please Get your dick in my wallet I want to ave no money and be scammed, it’s all I’ve ever wanted.

by ObliberTheGreat December 11, 2025

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