shampoo the baby

Basically used to describe the process of having sexual entercourse with a pregnant woman.

- What did you do last night?
- It was amazing! I brougth this pregnant chick home. I'm pretty sure I'll shampoo the baby sooner than expected.

by Tcheikovski January 19, 2017

lap baby

Baby or child(ren) that doesn't take up a seat.

Does not need it's own solo chair.

Can sit on parent/guardian lap.
Does not count against seats sold or remaining.

Due to limited space, children will not be invited to this event. Exceptions of parents with a lap baby.

by MiaNickey April 20, 2015

Backsplash Baby

A phenomenon that occurs when a man pulls out to ejaculate, but doesn’t clean all the semen off the tío of his penis. When he goes back in for round 2, there is a little semen left that gets the girl pregnant, thus creating a backsplash baby.

Dude 1: I got her pregnant again man. But I could’ve swore I pulled out.
Dude 2: Did you go back in for round 2?
Dude 1: Duh.
Dude 2: Raw?
Dude 1: Duh.
Dude 2: Lol. Then it’s probably a backsplash baby.

by TheBlkJohnWick March 10, 2021

Pancake baby

A person born with no bones

Man he was so drunk he played there like a pancake babye

by ultradakota10 July 27, 2017

Beanie baby brat

(Noun) bean·ie ba·by brat

/ˈbēnē/ /ˈbābē/ /brat/
1. A derogatory term for when you're younger sibling is being an absolute twat waffle.

2. When a younger sibling doesn't understand the hierarchy. (IE: Someone who is unable to comprehend thr birth rights of the much older and wiser sibling)

3.Gavyn with a Y instead of an I

"Wow Gavyn is being a beanie baby brat."

by Slashlite August 26, 2022

babies cradle

getting someone in a headlock and shaking their head.

he finished the fight off with a babies cradle.

by ewujgnibo3qba January 28, 2016

Baby-Bird Brothers

When two guys receive a blowjob from the same girl. Similar to Eskimo Brothers, but called Baby-Bird Brothers due to the similar action a mother bird uses to feed her young.

Guy 1: "Hey I got a blowjob from Shaylyn."
Guy 2: "No fucking way, me too!"
Random bystander: "Dude, you guys are Baby-Bird Brothers!""

by Randy Rocket May 28, 2018