Head-ass

Similar to "dumb-ass"; someone who lacks common sense or knowledge.

Dude, you don't know how to tie a knot? You're such a head-ass!

by sidekneesidehoe August 19, 2016

Ass trio

Gay sex involving Scott Thompson, Wild Bill, and Cowan. This is when three men are lined up one behind the other in the act of having anal sex.

Dude Cowan, Thompson and Wild Bill got cought doing the ass trio last night at the local YMCA.

by Odyssey of the uterus September 24, 2003

ass thwomp

Its a motion one makes with ones ass you gat get yo wide ass thowpin its a motion

ass thwomp baby booty bustin out of yo back pocket.

this girl was ass thwoping last night

by Ueorge December 6, 2004

Fug-Ass

To be the unfortunate recipient of an ugly face. To be ugly.

"Oh, my! Her face looks like it exploded!"
"Yeah, she's pretty fug-ass!" Fugulance

by Sophie & Julianna February 9, 2004

ass creeper

one who dwels and snacks on the inside of one's ass hole

damn, whats wrong with peter.Oh, he hasnt gottin that ass creeper out yet

by pernis June 8, 2003

ass pirate

Much like ass hat, refering to someone as a fag(homo, gay, poof, faggot). Someone who likes anal sex preferally from the same sex, thus being a ass pirate for pirating alot of ass.

A> Dude your homo
B> Get fucked your a fag
A> Your a fucken ass pirate dude.

by Phillip K November 1, 2006

Ass Captain

Someone, usually a male, who enjoys to have sex with either a lady or man in the anal area of the body.

Ooh, I would love be the ass captain of your anus

by - Ian July 29, 2006