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Paint Can Face

when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.
I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.
by Moogen31 August 13, 2011
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face wash

When a person, usually drunk, tries to keep vomit in their mouth with their hands while also covering their face in embarrassment resulting in a spray of throw up in every direction.
After you left the bar that crazy guy face washed himself
by meemeemoemoemoe July 10, 2023
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Face

by loter otor March 16, 2022
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what's your face spittin?

used either when someone so stupid you want them to repeat themselves, or you don't know what they're saying
Guy1: Man I have a waifu she so haawwawwwwt

guy2: what's your face spittin? I don't speak stupidity
by CrungleChugger97 May 11, 2022
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Faced

when proven wrong people usually say this in order to rub it in your face that they proved you wrong
"He was gay I tell you"
"then why is he kissing that girl?"
"because....uh..."
"OOO FACED!"
by AARgeek January 22, 2004
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Face Rain

When there is a light drizzly rain and it seems to rain only on your face.
by Wildcat02 October 20, 2012
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Deluxe Exploding Face

A deluxe exploding face is an exploding face, but you are able to climax and add your spunk to the event.
Your sister is so hot, I was able to give her a rare deluxe exploding face. I think I might be in love.
by Hutchyboy December 7, 2016
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