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THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

It is a action preformed when a 10-13 year old calls you a Homosexual or "Faggot"
Dickhead: fuck you faggot
Ninja(me): THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
by mawiaw January 19, 2019
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want me to read your tea leaves?

What you say to a girl to get her into your bedroom.
"Want me to read your tea leaves?"
"Sure,"
"Follow me."
by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003
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women so hot pls date me

women so hot pls date me” and u can add ur own words after or before that
by isksjdjjsndjsjsjd lol January 5, 2021
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She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me

When someone goes Puerto Rico on someone or when someone goes to Puerto Rico during sex, it means that she/he/div. licked the other person's genitals-more specifically the other's person asshole, because the person goes singing "ay ay ay (Puerto Rico)" from the excitement.
-So, how did it go last night?

-She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me.
Or
She/he/div. went to Puerto Rico on me and I was like "ay ay ay".
by ChrisJohny May 20, 2021
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PPLZ HELP ME WHAT DO I DO

WHAT DO I DO IF THE FBI IS AFTER ME
HELP MEPPLZ HELP ME WHAT DO I DO
by the69weeb November 21, 2021
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Let me stand next to your fire!

When you hear this, it means someone is requesting to put their face next to your butt-hole.
Whenever Jimi Hendrix used the phrase on stage, the bassist would launch a scorching fart in his face. He claimed it helped him "think outside the box."
At the wedding reception, when Mandy asked John to "let me stand next to your fire!" she didn't realize he had been holding in gas since the toast. He unleashed a furious wind upon her, lashing her hair back, and singeing off her eyebrows and nose hair. She pretended to be offended, but the clarity of mind was all that she had hoped for, and more.
by Sir Richard Branson February 14, 2008
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fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off.

Over the years listening to people Complaints about everything under the sun. people asking the stupid question. people talking about the same thing over and over and over. After listening to people thoughts, stories, and opinions. You just went to say fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off.
well fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off.
by my name is no buddy December 8, 2017
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