On a swift one

A phrase used by the almighty lord used to say something needs to be done fast

I need the toilet on a swift one

by Uxlotheking December 28, 2025

One Piece

MELLORIIINE

Sanji: NAWI-SWAAAN, ROBIN-CHUWAAN MELLORINEEEEE

Zoro: Shut the fuck up retard cook, we need to find the One Piece

by Shqdy June 21, 2021

Hole-In-One!

During sex, handjob or masturbation, the male ejaculates into his own mouth, either accidentally or purposefully.

She jerked me off so hard last night she shot a hole-in-one!

by SoloStroker June 22, 2021

One hander

When a trucker is driving on the outside lane and sees a beautiful woman on the inside lane. She is a one hander because the trucker has one hand on his rig and his other hand on his other rig.

I was driving on I-20 and I saw a one hander.

by JimmyTulip June 25, 2021

One episode number one fan

This mainly applies to television series that have ran for over a year. One episode number one fans are people who see one episode of a popular television show and try to integrate themselves into the fandoms of said show much to the annoyance of actual fans of the show who have been there since day one. They will usually try and strike up a conversation with an actual fan but most fans are not interested in somebody who knows barely anything about the series and will ignore them. This usually leads to them becoming aggressive over not being included in a fandom they know nothing about and will often accuse the fans of gatekeeping.

“Omg I love this show so much! I ship this character and that character!”

Real fan: “dude you’ve only seen one episode, stop acting like you’re a die hard! You are literally one episode number one fan.”

by Millyfnaf June 26, 2021

Sorry I don't know that one

Something your amazon echo says when she can't answer a simple question, albeit claiming to be "the very model of digital intelligence". She even says it when you are telling her to do something and not asking her.

Me: Echo, play Blinding Lights by The Weeknd.
Echo: Sorry I don't know that one.

by UltimateDoge June 29, 2021

One Trick Pony

Or OTP for short, a term used to describe Wayne Harrison, very little talent, zero comedy, overuses basic jokes, otherwise known as a drip.

“Wayne is such a one trick pony, an OTP if you will…what a drip”

by Chapy the Papi June 30, 2021