Tasmanian Bull Fuck

When a man thrusts into another man, and that power carries through into the next man, and then the next. It goes down the chain until there is no power from the initial thrust.

Those 4 guys got in a line butt booty naked, and they form a Newton's Cradle of guys fucking. They participated in a Tasmanian Bull Fuck!

by TasmanianIdiot January 29, 2026

Ox/Bull Rider

When a couple is engaging in doggy style fornication and the female reaches back and grabs the balls attempting to hold on at all costs

"She was a hell of a Ox/Bull Rider last night, almost trapped me in there before I bucked her off"

by Crust1 February 11, 2026

Twisted Bullshit

When things seem completely unreal. Is this some twisted simulation bullshit? Am I in a glitchy fever dream or a poorly coded simulation? It's like drinking a cocktail of "what the fuck" + "this can't be happening" + "someones gotta be messing with the matrix right now."

Your ex texts you "miss u" at 3:06 AM right after you finally start vibing with someone new. "Nahhh this is some twisted bullshit, who approved this plot twist?"

Dec 13, 2025 - A raccoon breaks into a Virginia liquor store, gets absolutely hammered on whatever booze it can knock over, then passes out cold in the bathroom between the toilet and the trash can. Cops show up to the crime scene, " Bro is this some twisted bullshit? Did the simulation just make this raccoon a drunk ass?"

by PhantomJ69 February 16, 2026

Cartoony Bullshit

When the most out of pocket shit imaginable happens to you.

Dude #1: Bro I was playing Mario Kart World earlier, and just as I was about to cross the finish line in 1st, 5 red shells came at me all at the same time, and I ended up losing in 24th.

Dude #2: That's the most cartoony bullshit I've ever heard.

by GoGo_Gadget March 4, 2026

spewing bullshit

man, my college professor wont stop spewing bullshit. this class so useless

Man I'm so bored in this spewing bullshit class; I'm on urban dictionary.

by wowbrothatscrazy February 10, 2025

Fur Bullet

An excited cat with the zoomies, after doing there business, or happy to be outside.

Like a bat out of hell, that kitties a fur bullet!

by Glow Poet February 12, 2025

Static Bulk

When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.

Bro swears he’s bulking, but it’s just a static bulk—all calories, no gains.

by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025