Balls Alarm

When you are awoken from sleep with balls slapping against your vagina.

It's time to wake up baby, I'm giving you a balls alarm.

Girl, my boyfriend gave me a balls alarm this morning.

by Babeofmanywords July 16, 2021

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Balls to the walls

When your balls are on the wall because they were stapled there. Used in anger

Jimmy: hey Tim did you study for the test
Tim: Balls To the Walls I forgot

by Biff the cliff December 23, 2015

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Balls

The greatest joke ever told.

Person 1: Balls

Person 2: Ok thats kinda funny.

by DoctorWHoSupplier January 26, 2022

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tee-ball comedian

someone who is only funny when the joke is handed to them on a silver platter

Tyler: Yo that guy is so funny!
David: No he's not, he needs everything perfectly set up, he's a tee-ball comedian.

by hiimlunaaaa February 25, 2025

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Ball Parkin'

Much similar to a "Dick Pic" Ball Parkin' is the act of sending a sexualized meme of your ballsack to another individual.

Kek, James just sent me him Ball Parkin' with his friend!

by iGinger February 5, 2017

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Ass Balls

When your ass cheeks hang down so low, it looks like you have ass balls

Blac Chyna has Ass Balls in her gold swim suit photo shoot on Instagram.
Blac Chyna is famed for displaying her surgically enhanced body and this time,is no different .However,she appeared to rock a bathing suit a number of sizes smaller than her frame. Clad in a bright yellow bathing suit and heels,the glamour model stuck different provocative poses

by Rafe Soon May 30, 2018

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