ANT? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME AHHH

said from a person who has insectophobia x 1000

*sees and* AW SHIT AHHHHHHHHHH ANT? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME AHHH GET IT AWAY I AHTE IT KILL IT KILL IT IM GONNA DIE AHHHHHHHHHH

by ishu4 May 14, 2023

You Said You Were Going To Fuck Me

When you’re vibing with someone and they say it’s going down but then you turn around and they’re gone.

One night Annie said she was going to hook up with me, I turned around and she vanished. I ran all over town and finally found her in a Chipotle and said “you said you were going to fuck me”!?

by Gingerballin December 13, 2022

This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song

An awesome song by my fravorite band, System of a Down. Don’t eat the fish. Also hella weird.
Lyrics:
THERES SOMETHING WRONG ME WITH YOU THERES SOMETHIGN WRONG WITH YOU I HOPE YOUR STEPSON DOESN’T EAT THE FISH!!!
SUBA SUBA THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU AND WERE CRYING

Person 1: You heard uh.. This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song

Person 2: Yeah! It’s fucking AWESOME!!

by Suite-Pee April 27, 2021

help me I am stuck in the coal mines

A common saying among Victorian children.

"help me I am stuck in the coal mines, Jake."

by chesket October 7, 2022

Slip It In My Arse And Call Me Jim Giles

A saying u say in rage but feeling extra sussy. If used with "Let me ascend to Jesus cos I just creamed my pants" you can create a deadly combo move which can kill a man if used correctly.

Person 1: Ha bro u a dog water ass (insert racial slur for minority here)
Person 2: Slip It In My Arse And Call Me Jim Giles.
Person1: Will do chief
*Makes Passionate Love All Night then plays Lego*

by Jimsmith420 December 29, 2021

'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice'

Often qouted by Yosefinni-sama and Tommybish-sama-

'Touche me once, I'll touch you twice' means you will always one up the others, you will always be one step ahead.

Sub5: 'Shut the f*ck up or I'll beat the shit out of you.'
Chad: 'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice' brah.'

by tommybisho-sama October 8, 2022

GIVE ME BACK MY GAMER GIRL SONIC

GIVE ME BACK MY GAMER GIRL SONIC, is a comical line said in the sonic 2006 real time fandub by snapcube. that's it idk

GIVE ME BACK MY GAMER GIRL SONIC

she's MY gamer girl not eggman

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

bye

im so funny right

by Animated_Marvin January 5, 2022