The drummer of System of a Down, who joined in 1997, after Andy Kachturian left fude to an injury. He has a way of playing the high-hat extremely fast, and uses the kick quite well. However, even though he seems like a good man, he never smiles. But, he still is a happy person. Although, he seems like he’s a pervert , his favorite movie is Taboo 2, a film about sexual assault
Person 1: Dude, who’s your favorite drummer?
Person 2: Lars.
Person 1: What the fuck did you just say? We all know John Dolmayan is the true king.
Person 2: Lars.
Person 1: What the fuck did you just say? We all know John Dolmayan is the true king.
by Suite-Pee May 18, 2021
1.) The act of jumping up and down, or go up into the air
2.) Song by System of a Down, which is about an orgy
2.) Song by System of a Down, which is about an orgy
Guy 1: Hey dude, pop quiz, what does bounce mean?
Guy 2: It’s a song right?
Guy 1: No it’s- euh- I give up..
Guy 2: It’s a song right?
Guy 1: No it’s- euh- I give up..
by Suite-Pee May 02, 2021
An awesome song by my fravorite band, System of a Down. Don’t eat the fish. Also hella weird.
Lyrics:
THERES SOMETHING WRONG ME WITH YOU THERES SOMETHIGN WRONG WITH YOU I HOPE YOUR STEPSON DOESN’T EAT THE FISH!!!
SUBA SUBA THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU AND WERE CRYING
Lyrics:
THERES SOMETHING WRONG ME WITH YOU THERES SOMETHIGN WRONG WITH YOU I HOPE YOUR STEPSON DOESN’T EAT THE FISH!!!
SUBA SUBA THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU AND WERE CRYING
Person 1: You heard uh.. This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song
Person 2: Yeah! It’s fucking AWESOME!!
Person 2: Yeah! It’s fucking AWESOME!!
by Suite-Pee April 28, 2021
Thicc angry grape who likes to adopt kids he meets after murdering their entire species and tests if there evil. He has cool glow gems that I can buy online. He has a 1st graders attempt at drawing a fist for his chin. He’s kinda pudgy. Oh, and he becomes a farmer and is trying to kill off the Avengers, oh, and half of all life. Yep, Thanos.
by Suite-Pee April 28, 2021