Definitions by Suite-Pee

John Dolmayan 

The drummer of System of a Down, who joined in 1997, after Andy Kachturian left fude to an injury. He has a way of playing the high-hat extremely fast, and uses the kick quite well. However, even though he seems like a good man, he never smiles. But, he still is a happy person. Although, he seems like he’s a pervert , his favorite movie is Taboo 2, a film about sexual assault

Person 1: Dude, who’s your favorite drummer?

Person 2: Lars.

Person 1: What the fuck did you just say? We all know John Dolmayan is the true king.

John Dolmayan by Suite-Pee May 18, 2021

Bounce

1.) The act of jumping up and down, or go up into the air

2.) Song by System of a Down, which is about an orgy

Guy 1: Hey dude, pop quiz, what does bounce mean?

Guy 2: It’s a song right?

Guy 1: No it’s- euh- I give up..

Bounce by Suite-Pee May 2, 2021

Thanos 

Thicc angry grape who likes to adopt kids he meets after murdering their entire species and tests if there evil. He has cool glow gems that I can buy online. He has a 1st graders attempt at drawing a fist for his chin. He’s kinda pudgy. Oh, and he becomes a farmer and is trying to kill off the Avengers, oh, and half of all life. Yep, Thanos.

Starlord: WHY?!
Thanos, tied up: UREEGNGNGNGHH

Thanos by Suite-Pee April 27, 2021

This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song 

An awesome song by my fravorite band, System of a Down. Don’t eat the fish. Also hella weird.
Lyrics:
THERES SOMETHING WRONG ME WITH YOU THERES SOMETHIGN WRONG WITH YOU I HOPE YOUR STEPSON DOESN’T EAT THE FISH!!!
SUBA SUBA THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU AND WERE CRYING

Person 1: You heard uh.. This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song

Person 2: Yeah! It’s fucking AWESOME!!

This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song by Suite-Pee April 27, 2021