forked off my spoon

When you fumble the bag so hard you may as well have made your spoon into a fork.

"I think I might have failed that exam. I forked off my spoon so bad, bro."

by Cozydinos August 21, 2024

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Bite off more than I can chew

Jordan, you a crybaby and a fucking sissy. If I have to come find your daughter to fuck her... She will not survive the encounter.

Hym "Did I bite off more than I can chew? No. You had a mental breakdown because you are none of the things you thought you were and now you are trying to collude in a fascistic capacity to LIE and try get everyone to pretend that I am not what I am. Which is: Better than you. Better than you. Better than your slut daughter. And it's east for you do do that because you're dealing with Christians. Because Chritians are inherently dishonest. Oh! Cripple! I forgot to call your daughter a Cripple. Cripple slut daughter. Daughter sluuuuuut!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

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Gin off

Created in the early months of 2024, the gin off has grown rapidly especially in its place of origin at the University of Dayton. This competition, or gin off, is competed between many teams of 2 to see who can finish a bottle of gin the fastest. These athletes meet once every 1-2 months to bond over their love of gin while also participating in some friendly competition.

Dude you should have seen see the winners of the gin off yesterday. They were plastered by 2:00 pm!

by The.Kernal September 3, 2024

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Shidd-Off

Shidd-Off is the product name of a multi-purpose cleaner with a humorous name.

Shidd-Off is my go too multi-purpose cleaner.

It always gets the Shidd-Off everything.

by ImSuperFly September 13, 2024

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Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off

The Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off is a special event where partners stuff a sleeve of limited edition Coke Oreos inside their anus. The partners line dance until the tingling sensation of the coke cream filling prevents them from dancing, and seeps out onto the dance floor.

We would have won the Alabama-oreo-dance-off, but Billy-Ray's cream got onto the floor, causing us to fall and release our cream.

by Salamski September 13, 2024

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