Wattpad bully (m)

1. An oddly-flirty jock who is unnecessarily mean to the female (or male, in boyxboy cases) main character of a Wattpad story. By around the last 10-2 chapters of the Wattpad story, they're on the track to a situationship. In some cases, if the Wattpad story receives 200+ views, there will be a sequel marked Mature where they have a rubber-free relationship. In some cases, when the Wattpad story reaches 10k+ views, there will be a trilogy where they have children.

2. A guy who is unnecessarily mean to the main character of a Wattpad story. This version is not an enemies to lovers story, but a plot device to make the crush or best friend of the main character console her. In some cases, the bro of the Wattpad bully and crush of the main character will stand up for her.

1. "Sure, Tyler/Kyle/Nolan (or something else frat boy) might be a massive asshat, but he's hot tbh" "I would wanna go out with him if I wasn't such a nerdy nerd, I'm just too nerdy for him 😔" *proceeds to date*

2. Wattpad bully (m) bro: "It's okay, Tyler/Kyle/Nolan might be a bully, but I think you're cute" *closes bedroom door*

by someone malignant December 22, 2024

Make Bullying Great Again

a movement to make bullying great again

yo quan lets make bullying great again

by youngboy always broke again December 29, 2024

Consensual Bullying

When you bully someone, but they give you consent and allow you to bully them, could be Verbal, Physical, Cyber, Playful, or etc.

Me: Can you tell me I look like an idiot?
Friend: Sure, you look like an idiot.
Me: Thanks for the consensual bullying.
Friend: You’re Welcome.

by ZacharyLopezKirby123 January 7, 2025

vacuumed bull

A way of describing a black man's penis; usually in tight pants, that it looks as if its been vacuum sealed to his leg/thigh.

"Did you see that vacuumed bull in the locker room...? Jesus, It looked bigger than my forearm!"

by StraightWhiteMale. January 10, 2025

Sausage Bullet

A poorly time, and unfunny comment that ruins the entire joke.

Spubert: Yknow those funny tiktoks where they say their ordering a pizza, but they only dial three numbers
Reed: "Yes the pizza is armed" haha
Kayla: "Can I get some sausage bullets" hahaha...
...
*crickets*
*side eyes*

by Spubert January 17, 2025

Egghead Bullshit

Policies, procedures, or regulations that have no real-world value and solve no real-world problems but only exists because some overpaid idiot thought it sounded good.

Overpaid Egghead: We need to double sterilize the sterilized things to make sure they are sterile.

Rational Human Being: Sounds like Egghead Bullshit.

by SOP-DUMB Author January 21, 2025

Cleveland Bullworm

A Cleveland Bullworm: When a man's urethra is so gaped that another man can stick his penis in his urethra.

Jeremy: "Hey, dude! Can you Cleveland Bullworm me?"
Wesley: "Oh yes, I'd love to use your gape!"

by Moon Knight Khonshu January 21, 2025