Zoom

The state of being higher than you've ever been before.

Example one
Friend one: "Are you okay bro? You've been watching Netflix trailers for an hour now."
Friend two: "Bruuuh, I think I'm zooming."

Example two
Friend one: "Bro you wanna come over and hit zoom with us?"
Friend two: "Nah bro, I'm still burnt out from being zoomed the other night."

by A$AP $ANDY August 8, 2021

Zoomer

Fierce little creatures that inhabit planet Zebes in "Metroid" games

To get this energy tank you've gotta freeze a zoomer crawling the wall and use it as a platform

by Iliya Antoniuk August 11, 2021

Zoom

The app that replaced Skype.

Let's set up a Zoom meeting.

by PomuHub September 7, 2021

Zoomerithm

Refers to a content algorithm in which you are served very short-form video content that has the duration of an average Zoomer's attention span. It does not necessarily refer to only TikTok or YouTube shorts, but it also can describe the process of manipulating your YouTube recommended page to feature only Zoomer humor.

Oh shit, YouTube is giving me that zoomerithm with these 1-minute Fortnite shorts.

by slambeeni October 27, 2021

Zoombos

Zoombos is another word for zombies, that is used only by swag people.

Martin: What are you doing?
Yusuf: Just killing some Zoombos

by Sumbus November 19, 2021

Zooming

The act of being in any video call/ conference, during witch you partner gets naked or otherwise flashing you causing distraction knowing you can't just walk away

"I was in an important video conference for work last night and Stacy started zooming me, do you know how hard it is to keep a straight face when a pair of double Ds are bouncing right in front of you."

by Zeeg009 January 11, 2022

Zoomicron

A name coined to a highly infectious Covid-19 variant. Known to cause surges of infections thru the video calling app Zoom— Zoomicron is nature and evolution's most successful product. Where the virus doesn't only infect living cells, but can also travel via data information.

Zoomicron is famous for its unusual feature. Where it's often found in politicians seeking to deter constitutional processes.

"Leni lugaw is hiding from the COMELEC by deliberately infecting herself with Zoomicron."

by Leni Lugaw 4.2 January 20, 2022