Zero-Sided Die

An analogy for a situation where a desirable outcome is so far-fetched, it is viewed as functionally impossible.

"You think Cassie will go to prom with me if I ask?" "You'd be rolling a Zero-Sided Die if you attempt."

by SpaceyStars January 4, 2023

Zero

a number, can be a name

Hey zero! What time is your classes

by anonymous March 16, 2021

zero

to run out of time

I would continue, but I've zeroed.

by zeroment July 25, 2022

zero

a really cool person. they might be a dry texter but they’re so much fun to be around. they’re gay.

- zero is so cool man.

by zerosaysstuff November 20, 2021

Zero

Zero is the precise amount of bitches I will obtain.

YOU GET ZERO BITCHES.

by TheRuszard April 3, 2024

Zero

Zero is the kindest person that you could ever meet. they love angsty romance and action-packed animes like JJBA, and Madoka Magica. Don't forget how masculine and swag they are.

'Have you talked to Zero today? I told the moon about him, and they're my favorite Space boy.'

by swagpersonlol June 14, 2021

Zero Pops

How many drinks it would take to fuck another person.

McGowan: Hey Nicky, you think that chick is hot?
Nicky: ZERO POPS

by BC1969 March 24, 2022