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Your daddy don't even know 

1. A phrase added onto a sentence or story when the content incites excitement or emotion too extreme to be accurately conveyed by verbal description.

Not to be confused with You don't even know, which suggests that the emotion or sensation cannot be described not because it is too powerful but because it is unique to the person experiencing it.
"My mom sent me a birthday text, and it was SOOOOOO cute, like, your daddy don't even know!"

Your mom is a guy 

A phrase that shows more power than the infinity gauntlet, can kill anyone you play the card against unless their mom says "because I said so" and ultimate comeback that can cripple you within seconds and set your family ablaze.
Billy: "Your mom is a guy" Guys mom: "Your gay because I said so" Billy: *Melts as he screams in agony and his family tells him it's his fault.

Your moms house 

Where I was last night.
Person 1 "Where were you last night dude!"

Person 2 "Your moms house HA GOTTEM"
Your moms house by Koolkid920 September 12, 2018

your best american girl 

A song by our one and only goddess mitski that white people need to keep their hands off.
"I relate to your best American girl by mitski"
"Rebeca you're white you ARE the best American girl stop trying to be included in everything"

Your Mother

The more formal way of saying “Yo Mama”.
Your mother is so fat that when she jumps she looks like a flesh colored probe.
Your Mother by N.O.V.A May 2, 2021

your father's moustache 

Ancient, retro semi-insult, used either in annoyance or to contradict an assertion.
John Kerry does NOT look French! Ahh, ya fadda's moustache!
your father's moustache by octopod November 22, 2003