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weenie

A weenie would describe someone wearing tight legged pants, socks puled up high, atrocious glasses, and a button up collard shirt ect. IF YOU WEAR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING I AM SORRY TO SAY THAT YOU ARE A PURE WEENIE
Ussually the purest of the weenies are seen alone walking very akwardly, one the rare occasion that the weenie is not alone, he or she is accompanied with another weenie. when a weenie sighting has occured you are obliged to identify the person as a weenie and to have a good laugh!
Mr. Shaw, Katherine Powers, GRILLS, WHIPDADDY!
Liana in that Balloon picture, and sadly, the creator,me, LAIDS

Haley: thinking to herself, "WOW, look at that creature approching, with the ankle bitters and the cell phone from the 17th century, walking completely alone", oh wait, thats my friend Laids, she's a pure WEENIE!
by Laids March 13, 2008
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ween down

When you have intimacies involving a popular male appendage.
I love getting the ween down as often as possible!
by LBo979 December 3, 2010
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weenie baby

Same as a beanie baby, but shaped like a wiener.
Kick that weenie baby over here, I need it for... reasons.
by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017
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Weenis

A “woman penis,” or a penis attached to any person who identifies as a woman, but has not undergone a sex change; any person who has a weenis or looks down on heterosexual men for being hetero.
To his surprise, Jim found out the girl he met at the bar had a weenis.
by Kaloga August 23, 2018
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skinny weedy matt

a boy who who is really shit at sports and has no friends. sometimes, on rare occasions, he has 1 friend, but he/she is usually another skinny weedy matt. basically, the worst type of nerd you can get.
"haha, look at tht kid sitting over there! whats his name?"

"dunno, but he looks like a skinny weedy matt"
by lukeLukeLUKE!!!!!!!!!! October 18, 2008
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squeegy weegy

Ian, you're a squeegy weegy.
by Meeperbunny August 31, 2017
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Weenis Rub

The act of taking two weenis's (Males preferred) and rubbing them together. This usually occurs after a celebration of some kind.
Dude 1 "THEY SCORED A TOUCHDOWN! THEY WIN!"
Dude 2 "Gimmie a dab of weenis rub!"
by reds47 November 25, 2009
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